chau says: jackie chan is like your awfully nice, kinda strange neighbour whose english is kind of weird and you dont always understand him but he's always smiling when he says stuff to you so you're like MAN THAT GUY'S SO HAPPY
Crack Fic
LEE AND KARA SQUEEZED INTO THE CYLON RAIDER TOGETHER, ENSURING THAT THEY WERE COVERED IN GOO BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT ALL THRUSTY AND STUFF. THERE WERE A FEW ACCIDENTAL ENGINE-STARTING MISHAPS, BUT OVERALL THE SEX WAS GR8.