Darcy says: okay, i am making a rule for girls everywhere Darcy says: IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON AND GO HOME. YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE WITH THAT BOY.
Bee's Plan to Take Over the World
How to Take Over the World:
A Three Step Process
by Julianne "Bee" Kelso
Step I: Make the best and most popular moodthemes
Step II: Become everyone's top neighbour on Audioscrobbler
a. Create superb fanmixes for LJ's most popular fandoms
b. Upload music samplers
Step III: Jamie Bamber's Arms
